Top Places to Hide Out in a Zombie Uprising: A Woman’s Perspective

                  

If the zombies are attacking, hanging out at home is not very practical, unless of course you are a survivalist and have the basement stuffed with food, batteries, weapons and other assorted supplies. 

So where are the best places to hang out and wait to see if the world ends?

1. Being a woman, the choice seems obvious to me. The Mall! Hit the biggest mall in town and never come back out. I mean why would you? You have food. No more trying to decide where to eat in the food court. You can just take turns all day long. Hamburgers for breakfast, pizza for lunch, Chinese for dinner, with the necessary cookies and pretzels for snacks. You have clothes and shoes. Boy do you ever have shoes. That is reason enough to never leave. There is a whole wall of TV's to hang out in the La-z-boy and keep updated on the state of the world. I mean, who hasn't dreamed of being locked in a mall and just running wild.

2. The grocery store is a good choice. Kind of a let down after the whole mall fantasy, but still a good choice. Plenty of food! I'm sure you can come up with some stuff to make weapons. Make sure to try and get some exercise between courses of pork rinds and Ben and Jerry's, or you're just doing the zombies the favor of fattening yourself up for them.

3. A hotel would be a pretty sweet place to hang out if zombies attacked, especially if you are lucky enough to be in Vegas at the time. I understand that money isn't worth anything anymore, but it would still be fun to play on the houses money and hit all of those big jackpots. With all the booze and food, who would really care what is going on outside. If you are by yourself, not as much fun. But if you get stranded with a few buddies, it is a never ending Las Vegas vacation and it will be like the zombies did you a favor. No more going back to work.

These three places have the most supplies and the best chances of survival since they are completely enclosed. Of course at some point the power will go out and take some of the fun out of the post apocalypse party.

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