The mindset you need is the one that can make split decisions. The kind where if you have to choose the hot babe or a fully loaded rifle, you choose the rifle! Unless she can lift your unconscious body and drag it to safety and shoot an orange from a hundred feet, she’s as good as zombie chow.
It’s hard to get into this type of mindset because of the society that we live in. We are made to believe that certain items have real value, but most of it is junk that will never help us in the zombie apocalypse! You think that brand new blender is going to save you from a mindless eating machine? Think again – it’s as good as the hot chick turned zombie!
To get into the survival mode you need to identify the items that will help you in the zombie apocalypse – like a car. However, not just any kind of car will help you. If you jump in to a Civic, sure you can travel for a long time, but what if you need to bash through a barrier of burning bodies and cars? That little Civic will run right into its squishy mass and before you know it your insides are being torn apart like a tasty appetizer. However, if you have a giant lifted v8 with huge tires and a big tank for gas, you can just climb over the bodies and cars to safety!
Your zombie apocalypse mindset should read like this: giant vehicles, beefy sharp shooting babes, and a real lack of respect for cooking appliances. If you had to choose one girl to travel with you during the zombie apocalypse who would she be and why?
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