During the zombie apocalypse, you may have some difficulty telling who is friend and who is zombie foe as you’re counting your Cup ‘O Noodles rations and using your ironing board to block up that one window you forgot.
It may seem easy. Zombies are drooling, shambling, monosyllabic brain eaters. But you can never be sure. After all, you may have dated someone who both drools and shambles. Some of your friends may have fashion sense that borders on modern zombie. So think before you act.
One way to separate the pals from the zombies is to simply ask. You can say something like:
“Hey, are you a zombie?”
If the person answers, “No, I am not a zombie”, then they may not be a zombie. If they answer “Blearghhhhasarrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh” then they may be a zombie.
If you ask, “Hey, what’s your name?” and the person says “Fred”, they might not be a zombie. If they answer “Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaains” then they might be a zombie. It really depends on the type of crowd you hang out with.
If their clothes are torn, matted, ripped, cut, or caked with week-old intestines, they are probably a zombie. Or that guy in your Civics class. It can get dicey sometimes. If their eyes are rolling around like a gerbil on Ritalin, then they may be a zombie. Or they could be that one guy on the bus who giggles and flicks his boogers at random people. See, it’s not so easy as you would think telling them apart.
Just do your best and hopefully you won’t be torn limb from limb. A little common sense is all it takes to tell friend from brain-eating foe during a zombie apocalypse.
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