Just because you spend your day bashing zombie brains in doesn't mean you need to spend your nights at home alone. The end of the world doesn't have to mean the end of your beauty routines. With our zombie apocalypse beauty tips, you'll be the hottest girl in the compound.
1.) Carefully applied gun powder can stand in for eyeliner, producing a sultry, smokey-eyed effect. Just make sure no one lights a cigarette!
2.) Remember, use COLD water to get blood and brains out of clothes. For large or dried-on stains, let clothing soak before washing. Macy's is closed for good, better keep the threads you have looking sharp.
3.) Cans of Spam are high in fat and sodium. Make sure that you drink plenty of water to counteract the effects on your complexion that come from eating all that salty canned meat. As much as possible, supplement your meals with foraged fruits and nuts to get those skin-saving Omega 3s.
4.) There's no time to get to the gym, so, make your everyday activities into a workout. Swinging hammers at the skulls of the undead is a great whole body workout that really works your core. Carrying bags of supplies to your zombie apocalypse stronghold can be excellent strength training.
5.) Accessories can make or break an outfit. Consider carrying your knife in a sexy thigh-sheath. Try wearing your ammunition belt low on your hips to accentuate your curves.